Scrumptious Word Morsels

Can't believe I waited so long to buy a pair of Keen sandals. I shan't be gashing my big toe again whilst wearing these bad boys.

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:02:44 -0700

Can't believe I waited so long to buy a pair of Keen sandals. I shan't be gashing my big toe again whilst wearing these bad boys.

I hope all my student friends out there are taking advantage of the free year of Amazon Prime: http://ma2t.me/2o

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:37:59 -0700

I hope all my student friends out there are taking advantage of the free year of Amazon Prime: http://ma2t.me/2o

"You are scheduled for a Genius Bar appointment." -- I can hardly wait. Would it be fair to ask for proof of IQ to verify genius status?

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:59:26 -0700

"You are scheduled for a Genius Bar appointment." -- I can hardly wait. Would it be fair to ask for proof of IQ to verify genius status?

Corn dogs: I have absolutely no idea what's in them, but they taste like heaven on a stick. (Fact: everything is better on a stick.)

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 20:46:36 -0700

Corn dogs: I have absolutely no idea what's in them, but they taste like heaven on a stick. (Fact: everything is better on a stick.)

Citi sent me a letter saying they had cancelled my Visa card due to inactivity. Guess they've never heard of a backup credit card before.

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:28:53 -0700

Citi sent me a letter saying they had cancelled my Visa card due to inactivity. Guess they've never heard of a backup credit card before.

The wheels on Obama's bus go round and round. Who will be thrown under it next? Rahm? Hillary? Joe? Watch your back, Gen. Petraeus...

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 11:59:15 -0700

The wheels on Obama's bus go round and round. Who will be thrown under it next? Rahm? Hillary? Joe? Watch your back, Gen. Petraeus...

http://ping.fm/p/X42ZF - So close...

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:56:34 -0700

http://ping.fm/p/X42ZF - So close...

Koman Coulibaly (referee for the USA match) should be thankful we're not North Koreans and that match wasn't being played in Pyongyang.

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 09:40:55 -0700

Koman Coulibaly (referee for the USA match) should be thankful we're not North Koreans and that match wasn't being played in Pyongyang.

Inhabitants of LA: get your ARs readied and your magazines filled. There's a 100% chance of basketball w/a 99% chance of looting tonight.

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:55:41 -0700

Inhabitants of LA: get your ARs readied and your magazines filled. There's a 100% chance of basketball w/a 99% chance of looting tonight.

An animated recreation (in LEGO) of England's first match against the USA. http://ma2t.me/2e

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 07:55:07 -0700

An animated recreation (in LEGO) of England's first match against the USA. http://ma2t.me/2e

Canceling Vonage felt good. Next, I'm going to cancel our water, electricity, and cell phones. You'd better watch your back, internet.

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:50:04 -0700

Canceling Vonage felt good. Next, I'm going to cancel our water, electricity, and cell phones. You'd better watch your back, internet.

Trying out a new strategy: if I don't have anything nice to say, I won't say anything at all. In other words, I should cancel our internet.

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 21:58:18 -0700

Trying out a new strategy: if I don't have anything nice to say, I won't say anything at all. In other words, I should cancel our internet.

My license plate is better than yours. It's also a whole lot geekier. http://ma2t.me/24

Sat, 29 May 2010 13:27:39 -0700

My license plate is better than yours. It's also a whole lot geekier. http://ma2t.me/24

http://ping.fm/p/OI5e1 - I found some ammo at the store. And then I acquired it.

Mon, 17 May 2010 22:17:25 -0700

http://ping.fm/p/OI5e1 - I found some ammo at the store. And then I acquired it.

http://ping.fm/p/Oqno8 - Mission for tomorrow: replace this dinky little portable grill with a proper Man's Grill. Oh, and buy meat.

Mon, 10 May 2010 19:35:35 -0700

http://ping.fm/p/Oqno8 - Mission for tomorrow: replace this dinky little portable grill with a proper Man's Grill. Oh, and buy meat.

Toughest decision I've ever had to make: AR-15, short-barreled 1911 for carry, or new Mac to replace aging MacBook? Can choose only one.

Sat, 08 May 2010 23:49:36 -0700

Toughest decision I've ever had to make: AR-15, short-barreled 1911 for carry, or new Mac to replace aging MacBook? Can choose only one.

What's wrong with this picture? I'm reading the news and browsing the web, and my wife is customizing her WordPress blog. Full moon?

Wed, 05 May 2010 20:55:59 -0700

What's wrong with this picture? I'm reading the news and browsing the web, and my wife is customizing her WordPress blog. Full moon?

Some people think they can get enough fiber in their diets without the help of Metamucil. They are, however, full of crap.

Mon, 03 May 2010 21:04:47 -0700

Some people think they can get enough fiber in their diets without the help of Metamucil. They are, however, full of crap.

Just had a juice box for the first time in about 20 years. Now I'm ready for my story and my nappy time.

Mon, 03 May 2010 15:11:01 -0700

Just had a juice box for the first time in about 20 years. Now I'm ready for my story and my nappy time.

http://ping.fm/p/WdcUr - My LEGO collection at work is coming along nicely

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 14:27:34 -0700

http://ping.fm/p/WdcUr - My LEGO collection at work is coming along nicely